Yep, that’s me.
(The one on the right.)

Hey, I’m Jeff. I like words. And ideas. And almond milk smoothies (regular milk is tough on my tummy).

Here are some other moderately interesting facts about me:

• In 2014 I wrote a “Hollywood Cast of the KC Royals” blog post for a credit union, and it went so viral it crashed their website

• I can do a mean belly roll. It’s a pretty cool party trick, depending on who you ask

• I’ve worked with Chuck Norris and Charles “Chuck” Barkley. I also have a third cousin named Chuck, who I have not worked with

• I got second place in a Michael Jackson dance off on a cruise ship. I would’ve gotten first, but my moonwalk is apparently mid

• I gave a best man’s speech a few floors above where they film SNL at the Rockefeller Center in NYC. It’s my top achievement to date

• I have a Super Bowl ring, which is pretty cool if you’re into championships and legacies and immortality and stuff

Thanks for reading. You could have not read, and simply admired that neat picture, but you did read. Or at least you skimmed. Either way, it means a lot.