Yep, that’s me.
(The one on the right.)

Hey, I’m Jeff. I like words. And insights. And big ideas.

Here are some other moderately interesting tidbits that you won’t find on my resume:

• I’ve worked with Chuck Norris and Charles “Chuck” Barkley. I also have a third cousin named Chuck, who I have not worked with

• I can do a mean belly roll. It’s a pretty cool party trick, depending on who you ask

• I got second place in a Michael Jackson dance off on a cruise ship. I would’ve gotten first, but my moonwalk is apparently “mid”

• I gave a killer best man’s speech on the highest floor of the Rockefeller Center in NYC. It’s literally my top achievement to date

• I have a Super Bowl ring, which is pretty cool if you’re into championships and legacies and immortality and stuff

• My daughter is a competitive dancer and my son plays competitive soccer. Unfortunately neither are competitive at cleaning their room.

Thanks for reading. You could have not read, and simply admired that neat picture, but you did read. Or at least you skimmed. Either way, it counts as a click.